I can’t win with pocket kings playing online poker

I simply cannot win with pocket Kings plyaing online poker…I lose 100% of the times…everytime I have KK an Ace flops and an opponent has it…now a new twist, just got out of a game with KK and my opponent flopped a straight flush!….I win all the times with 22, 33, 44 and lose all the time with KK, QQ, JJ!

AK and KQ suited or unsuited never hit, KK, QQ and JJ always lose…WTF am I suppose to play!!

They say play the cards and percentages…Funk that, I’ll will stick with the mind game! and Funk my cards, percentages and pot odds! shit, fuck, cock!

Pokerstars Sunday Million replay

I recently discovered the replay of the PokerstarsSunday Million final table. This is the coolest thing! You can see all the hole cards and watch each poker hand progress.

It’s exciting to be able to follow along like on TV but you can actually see every hand and not just the all-ins. What a great way to see online poker played at it’s highest level.

I think it can really be a great learning tool. I like to try to predict what each player’s next move will be. I was surprised at times and shocked at others.

It’s a great watch. I highly recommend it.

Sit-N-Go Strategy Continued

Also, One of the recommendations I feel is good for sit-n-go strategy If one has high suited connectors or high suited cards there is no need to try to isolate since if you hit a flush or your cards you have a good chance of taking down the hand even in a high numbered field, therefore why risk the chips and let them all come in if they want to. This pertains to a general category, not where you are in a move position against a single opponent or a stack size consideration etc…such as anything out of the ordinary. This also would apply to any position and has the possibility of generating a large pot. You also will be able to withstand medium raises if needed to, but don’t raise for isolation or power image, just let the pot build.

Cheating in Playing Online

Sometimes i wander about the ridiculous calls when playing poker online. Maybe I just play so much that its bound to happen but it just seems like the bad beats happen way too much.

These players are just donks. How can these people not be cheating, to make calls like that? They must know what cards are coming. These are not free rolls or micro games with idiots. I have never seen so many idiotic calls in live poker play, especially donkey calls that win. I really wonder about computer whizes that can program this shit in. I try so hard not to tilt. but how can you not? KK never wins, Bulllshi rules. you wait and wait for a hand, and then crap that you never even consider playing rapes you. I just don’t know what to say sometimes.  playing online poker is so grueling.

Sit-n-Go Strategy

Obviously an online poker player has to make decisions based on fact and the decision/fact will be based on the SnG buy-in. I would like to get the members feel on these facts and might make up some sort of chart after they are all done as some sort of a guide. Since the buy-in amount is a giant factor, I have decided to take a middle of the range $30 SnG and will break it down into segments such as Pre-flop, flop etc. To start with I will 1st start off with the Pre-flop and I feel that there are 15 facts to consider before making the play. Pleas post your feelings on any or all of the 15 facts, under any conditions that you wish, but please post the conditions:

Control of Pre-Flop Play $30 SnG

1. Pocket Cards
2. Blind Levels
3. Position
4. Stack Size
5. Number of Opponents Still in SnG
6. Tournament Position
7. Play already made
8. Number of players already committed to hand
9. Stack sizes of players already committed
10. Stack sizes of yet to play players
11. Tournament position of committed players
12. Tournament position of yet to play players
13. Size of Field Seeking
14. Opponents looking to play against
15. Aggression in the game

I hate the poker book and starting hands strategy

Look homies 2 beginning cards don’t win hands in the majority of contests…probabilities are broken often and pot odds go amiss many times.

MY pocket kings got cracked in the 50K re-buy tournament last night on pokerstars by AK…it would have put me at over 200,000 chips in the closing positions…as you have read before many, many times by me…in the last 3 years, I can’t win 1 fucking hand with pocket kings.

I then flop trip aces today and can’t get my opponent out and of course he rivers a flush.

I have AT suited and call a small stacks all-in that has TJO…of course, he only has one card to hit…J…any other cards or no hits…then I won….of course…one hit on the board, a J.

I can go on and on…you know it and many of you have been there…sucked out on all the time…when you get your money in with the best of it, you lose…the starters that you have waited all day for, never hit…your monsters get crushed. And then you will have some slide rule morons say “you see…you should have made the bet or call, because of this probability or these odds”…I say take your probabilities, your odds and your slide rules and shove them!…it’s easy to take an after the fact position with situations that favor you.

I simply wish that I had all the chips that I lost with premium starters, monster hands and bust em out flops…and I can’t even say that I would give you the chips that I won with them….because, there aren’t any!

I will continue to grind it out…use the mind game…and am thinking about throwing in every fucking monster hand, ball busting flop and bust’ em out starting cards….I am tired of flopping A’s full of Kings, nut flushes, nut str8’s, trip Aces, getting AK, KK, QQ, AK and JJ for starters and lose all the fucking time with them…you might do back flips when you get them…I shake and shiver when I get the motherfuckers.

Its A Bluff

It seems like in your heart, you know it’s a bluff even though it’s at the beginning of a tournament and you don’t even know the opponents yet!…most would not even be in the hand, but I’m a sucker for 87 suited. Not proper play i know, but sometimes online poker just drives you to go crazy and act on curiosity

funds

Besides the camaraderie of fellow members…the players will play the game, the way that the game of poker should be played…and that is ….proper money management…there is no tilt with the money or feelings as to why you want to play more of your bankroll, when you should call it quits with the proper amount.

It will be successful if every poker player, analyzes their choices of games and tries to end their play in the black with a profit…not by going for that big win…any win at all is better than a loss. The critical part is going to be in the beginning…to get the fund off of the ground and start to build it up. I know many will wait to see how it goes, but then you will have to pay more per share if it does take off.

I think everyone should get in…and see how far we can take it! This post prolly makes no sense to anyone but me

Good Old Pocket Aces

I get pocket aces under the gun…so this time I figure I will just limp with them…yes I won…the blinds…after a single flop bet, the blinds tossed in. Two hands later I’m the small blind…everyone folds to me and I’m against the big blind…I’m on a flush draw at the flop and by the river my opponent took a good chunk out of my stack…he’s got pocket aces. A couple of hands later an early position gets the rest of my chips…He has pocket aces and I have pocket kings.

How Do You Win With Good Hands

…Cuz I cant figure it out…because I lose with all of them when playing online poker.

I just flopped Aces over…could not get my opponent out that had pocket 6’s and he rivered a 6…Two hands later same opponent…I flop Aces over again…he flops a set of 7’s.

Why shouldn’t I run from good hands…I can win with junk…and seem to always lose with the good hands.

Two hands and over 4,000 chips later and I’m on the rail. Motherfucker…